Charlotte/3way = three way 
Charlotte/Dark side = I guess I should look on the dark side
Charlotte/Friends cover for you = Best friends help bury the body
Charlotte/Guillotine = Would you like to see my Guillotine?
Charlotte/I hate this = I hate this, it's perfect
Charlotte/Immolate = I can't wait to Immolate
Charlotte/Look Forward = Anticipation is killing them, I wish I could look forward to that
Charlotte/New Chair = 10000 volt chair
Charlotte/Ruined Evening = You've ruined a delightfully miserable evening
Charlotte/Starting to feel bad = I was starting to feel bad, then I remembered that was your job
Charlotte/Unsettling = This is adorable, It's so unsettling
Charlotte/Woodchipper = this is so very thoughtful, let's make it extra special and put it into a woodchipper.